manifesto

The vessel took respite below a swaying tree. She has just finished coding her website on a rotting laptop. She felt a tap on her shoulder - Eden was there, with that eerily gentle smile.

"I don't think you should use iframes, they're making the site slow." she advised, "How can I watch you from the screen if you have to wait seconds for it to load every time you change tabs?"

"Why do you know what iframes are? All you do is play with the other vessels in your sick paradise." the vessel grumbled.

"You didn't introduce me yet, by the way. You should let everyone know how much you love me. Leaving my image somewhere would be a start ^_^"

"I'm starving and my hands are shaking, the drawing will look like shit."

"Well"

"And my tablet's cable is frayed"

Eden and her vessel found themselves in the kitchen. The deity wasted no time with getting to work. "What's your favorite organ?" she enquired.

"That is not a question I'm ready to answer. What... what situation would require me to select my favorite organ?"

"Supper"

"Supper."

Without warning, Eden pulled out one the vessel's livers and added it to her stew, along with herbs that were definitely stolen. "You need to try new things, sweetheart. You can't even look at ketchup without gagging!"

"Ketchup is a mockery of nature. A grotesque disfiguration of the fruits you beautifully crafted." the vessel said bleeding on the tiled floor

"^_^" the deity corrected

"What"

The stew bubbled in the steel pot. The vessel counted how many livers she had left, still bleeding out between the hinges of her body due to the construct's lazy design. The stew was served by her feet.

"I still don't feel like drawing."

"You didn't even touch your stew yet, darling ^_^"

The vessel lazily pushed herself up and began to take a couple sips from the bowl. The deity waited patiently, for the manifesto to be dealt with.